Sonic
Ash Ketchum (and Pikachu o^-^o)
Recca
and his highness and loyal (not royal) sidekick Yanagi
Jessie
James
Meowth
Professor Oak
Other few characters without names and stuff: Boy trainer
Ash's mom
(The pokemon g/s opening opens, i never saw it b4 u know, then it
does the we'll brb, then Gotta Catch 'em all shows up)

(the first scene takes place at the RFFHQ)

Narrator: This is the RFFHQ, the home of the world's greatest heroes of all time.

(Shows the only ones there, but there is no one there)

Well it seems that they arent here.

(Camera switches to somewhere in a forest, Recca and Yanagi are walking around inside) Recca: Don't you think being alone in the forest is romantic?

Yanagi (bklushing): What do you mean?

(Recca takes her to this place under the cherry blossom try where no one can see 'em)

R: I mean this (puts her against a tree is about to kiss her)

Y: Oh, that uh...

(until...)

Boy: Some pokemon you are, I hope you get burned by a Cyndaquil, ya weakling.

R: What was that?!

Y: Oh, We were so close!.

R: What, is someone looking at us?

(They both go over to the place where that guy was)

???: RRRRrrrr...

R: Prioncess, let me take care of...whatever's over there.

Y: What is it? (Title screen appears)

???: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R: Oh my god, you better stand back.

(Yanagi follows as they walk over where that sound came from)

R: It's behind this bush.

(He moves the bush and they see what they are looking for)

Y: It looks like a...uh...those things you see in the zoo or something.

R: No, it's probably one of those poke...thingies that Ash looks for all the time.

Y (looks at it and goes to it): It looks like it's hurt (she is about to put her hands on its head)

Rhyhorn (stands up): RRRRRHHYYYYYY!!!!!

Y: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

R: Princess! Watch out!

(Yanagi is giving us that scared look on her face then before the Rhyhorn is about to stomp her, it faints)

R: C'mon, let's get out of here before it wakes up again!

Y:...Wait, it's hurt and defenseless, we can't just leave it here!

R: B, but Princess...

Narrator: Before he could say a word, Yanagi slowly puts on her hands on the injured pokemon and a mysterious glowing appears.

(the camera is getting all blurry, it's actually Rhyhorn waking up, then begins to clear up.

Rhyhorn (Stands up): GGRRRWWWLLL!

Y: There there, you just rest a while and (gasps, runs to Recca again)

(Rhyhorn starts to walk to her, and starts walking faster and they all start running)

R: Princess you go ahead I'll take care of this!

Y: B, but it...

R: Just go! (She's still running)

R: Alrighty then, (starts writing the Japanese symbol in the air with his hand) get ready to feel the mighty hot wrath of my Nada-doi! (gets trampled on)...ouch.

(Next scene takes place where Yanmagi is still running from Rhyhorn and is near a dead end full of trees)

Y: Please stop, don't hurt me...sigh (faints).

(Rhyhorn is closing in on her, she wakes up) AAAAHHHH!

R: D***IT! She's in trouble! (runs over and sees that Rhyhorn is nuzzling on her face :) )

R: OH. MY. GOD! She's being eaten, no one does that to my Princess (but me)!

(Hand burns up, and is about to fire, Yanagi sticks her hand out in air)

Y: STOP!

R: What the...?! (Re-directs his hand to the air as flames come out, and burns a bird)

Y: I think it likes me, it's not cute but I like it too.

R (sees a pokeball in the distance and retrieves it): Hey, remember what Ash says about seeing a poke-whatsisname?? inm the wild? (gives her pokeball)

Y: You know maybe I need to add some extra support to the RFF, would you like to come with us?

R: but you know nothing about these...things.

(Rhyhorn is caught by Yanagi's pokeball) Y: Ash knows, let's head back there. R (smiles): she's so cute whenever an idea pops in her head, yeah let's go.

(Camera switches to RFFHQ, Sonic is there)

Sonic: Aw, man I'm late, again. (Opens door and sees no one there). Ha ha, awright, no one'll know that I'm--

Ash: You're late too huh?

Sonic: DAH! Uh, well, d-uh er um, erg uh, YOURE LATE! What took ya?!

Ash: Don't hide it! I can see that look on your face.

Pikachu: Pika.

Sonic: What look?!

Recca: Hey guys, late again?

Sonic: Look who's talkin'!

Yanagi: Uh, we got duplicate keys remember?

Sonic: Aw, man.

Ash: SO! What's up with you guys.

Yanagi: Uh, well I caught those...things.

Ash: Huh? What, a cold?

Yanagi: No, what do you call the things you catch and use for battles ar use as pets?

Ash: oh, you caught "pokemon", thas nice d-YOU CAUGHT WHAT?!

Recca: We were just in the forest, doing some stuff, then she caught it.

Sonic: Can we see it?! I'm dyin' here.

(Yanagi sends out her pokemon and Ash is more astonished than before)

Ash (mouth falls open): OH. MY. GOD! A RHYHORN?!

Yanagi: a what?

Ash: Wow, you should be really proud of yourself (snif), a weak trainer like you for the first time catches a really strong pokemon like that, I never done such a thing before (clap, clap, clap).

Sonic: Yeah yeah.

Recca (wraps arm around her shoulder :) ): Wow, dya hear that? You're a poke-mon trainer now.

Yanagi: Gee, thanks guys, uh waitaminnit, you said i was weak?

Ash: No offense hehe. Waitaminnit you need a pokemon liscense if you're gonna use that for any occasion.

Yanagi: I do?

Ash: Yeah, you'll need one now that you caught one. I know someone who can help you. (Calls Prof. Oak on the V-phone). That's great we'll be right there (hangs up). He's expecting us, we should be heading down there already.

Recca: Uh, how do you s'pose we get there?

Ash: We use your car, we'll just drive all the way there.

(FYI: He knows how to drive, here only)

Recca: But it's in the shop, it broke remember?

Ash: Oh well, it's not that far we'll just walk, thas what I always do.

Narrator: So...they walked and walked all the way to Professor Oak's Lab, in the hometown of Ash himself, Pallet Town.

Recca: pant pant, man...that was long.

Ash: You're just out of shape (Ash gives us a face hiding the expression that he's as tired as he was)

Yanagi: There it is

(Camera turns to and zooms in on the Lab, but then it turns out she wasn't pointing to that, then camera faces to Ash's house)

Ash: Uh, that's my house.

Yanagi: oops.

(The 3 head straight for the lab and see that it's empty)

Recca: You heard that, "it's empty" (they go to Ash's house).

Ash: Hey mom.

Mom: Oh, you're home at last, (comes in for a hug) you don't know how much I missed my little baby boy, ever sinced you joined that club and all.

Ash (being hugged and choked and embarassed): MMOOOOMmmmm! I brought friends over here too.

This is Recca,

Recca: Wuzzup?

Ash: and Yanagi, she's a new trainer.

Mom: Oh, she's so beautiful, I never new you were so attracted by girls like her? Is she your girlfriend?

Recca (sweat)and Ash (blush): WHAT?! (Ash only): She's not my girlfriend!

Recca: Actually she's mine? (Yanagi blushes and turns her back)

Mom: Oh, I'm sorry, but come to think of it, whatever happened to Misty? When they came in I almost thought it was them :)

Ash: Uh, i dunno..., Well, I just came from Prof. Oak's Lab and he wasnt there thas why we're here.

Mom: Oh, I just spoke with him 5 mins. ago, said he had looking for other pokemon he was going to give away.

Ash: Thanks, mom see ya.

Mom: But what's the rush, you look like you haven't slept or bathed in weeks, and why don't you and your friends stay for breakfast?

Ash: Breakfast? Gee, we really gotta (snif snif) eat something right now.

Yanagi: Oh, sure we'll be glad to stay here.

Mon: Wonderful!

Pikachu: Pika!

(Next scene TR is spying on our heroes)

Jessie: Hmmhmmhmm, it's that brat and his friends, and there's li'l pikachu too.

James: Oh, and who's that beautiful girl sitting between those 2 guys?

Meowth: Hey, no time for girls, let's focus on the pikachu so we can prepare our plans

Jessie: Yes, that's right, (raises her fist) and for 3 years we never succeeded in stealing it.

James: Oh, who is that girl?

Meowth: That's his mom, you joik? (hits him on head)

James (hits back): Not her, her!

(Meowth's binoculars zoom in on Yanagi talking to Ash's mom)

Meowth (blushes): Purrr-etty woman, not like someone I know, RRRrrr.

Jessie (Punches them both): I HEARD THAT!

Ash, Misty, and Brock: Who's that Pokemon?

(Commercial)

Ash, Misty, and Brock: It's Rhyhorn!

Narrator: After a quick bite at Ash's house, our heroes now return back to Prof. Oak's lab for Yanagi's Pokemon Liscense.

Mom: Don't forget to write honey! Don't forget that I still love you! And don't forget to change you're underwear too!

(Ash's head is bending down and sweats) sigh...

Yanagi: It must be awful, leaving your parents behind like that.

Ash: Oh, it's not like I won't see her again, but you're right it is awful.

(Our heroes are not at the lab)

Prof. Oak: Oh, hello Ash, sorry I wasn't here earlier.

Ash: It's okay, my friend here just needs a liscense because she caught a pokemon a while ago.

Prof. Oak: Oh, this beautiful woman caught one already? I see you're not the only one with a trainer who has a girlfriend, too.

Recca (sweats again) and Ash (blushes again): WHAT??! (Ash only again): She is not my girlfriend.

Recca: Yeah, she's mine.

(Yanagi blushes and turns her back again)

Prof. Oak: I'm terribly sorry, but you should see my grandson. He's got about 6 of 'em.

(a balloon appears above Recca's head and thinks of 6 Yanagis surrounding him) Yanagis: Oh Recca, you sexy old man you.

Recca: drool, Ohohoho baby.

Yanagi: What?!

Recca: Huh, what? Uh, Nothing!

Prof. Oak: anyway, I was about to give you a starter pokemon, but since you were away I gave it to some other trainer, I am amazed you caught your own.

Yanagi: Just luck I guess (smile).

Ash (blush): so cute. (To recca) Now I know why you like her so much.

Prof. Oak: Here, this is your pokedex and pokeballs. You'll need these to become a great trainer. The pokedex is for analyzing pokemon data that you've seen.

Yanagi (turns on pokedex): Hmm, was it Rhyhorn?

(Pokedex analyzes rhyhorn data)

Yanagi: Wow, this is great, but I don't know anything about pokemon that much.

Prof. Oak: Well, the pokedex also gives you some trainer tips as well as give pokemon data.

Pokedex: Pokemon are-creatures-that-are-found-in-places-like-grassy-areas, caves, mountains, water bodies, as-well-as-many-other-places, more-than-150-types-of-poke-mon-have e-already-been-discovered-but-there-are-some-that-are-still-needed-to-be-identified.

Yanagi: Hmm, do you have these things that come in girl voices?

Prof. Oak: Well, no I never really worked on that quite yet.

Ash: Hey, I have an idea, I know the basics on pokemon, too. I could teach you the basics.

Yanagi: Really? Thanks. (hug)

Ash (blush): Oh, really...it's nothing.

Recca (Cuts in): OK OK, let's get trainin'!

(Ash and Yanagi are in the field, practicing on battling)

Ash: Cyndaquil! Go!

Yanagi: Hmm, Ok, here goes, i choose you Rhyhorn!

Prof. Oak: Very impressive, I've never seen anyone start with such a strong pokemon.

Pikachu: Pika!

Recca: She's a fast learner, she'll get into it in no time.

Ash: Cyndaquil, this is only a practice match, just pretend you're hitting it OK?

Cyndaquil: Cyndaquil!

(Cyndaquil runs over to Rhyhorn, Rhyhorn is scared of it and backs up)

Yanagi: Rhyhorn, it's ok, I know you can do it. (Reviews Pokedex, for Rhyhorn's attacks) Hmm, try using the horn attack on it.

(Rhyhorn looks back and looks at cyndaquil, and rams into it)

Ash: Hey not too hard!

Yanagi: Sorry.

Prof. Oak: That's incredible, that Rhyhorn is very strong, just as it was supposed to be.

Ash: Cyndaquil! Return! (i)Wow, it ain't possible. She knows nothing about pokemon and now Cyndaquil gets a great gig knock-out from Rhyhorn, no wonder why I like her so much. :)(/i)

(Team Rocket are watching, from the same tree)

Jessie: Did you guys see that?

James: Oh, yes, that Rhyhorn sure is strong for such a weak trainer.

Meowth: Hehe, looks like we got a new pokemon to stal for the boss, even though he has those already.

(Our heroes wave goodbye to the professor as they walk on their way)

Yanagi: So where we going?

Ash: To the pokemon fields, there you can catch more pokemon and train them.

(TR are watching them on their way to the plains)

Jessie: Hey guys hurry up!

James: Just untangling this rope, it has too many knots in it!

Meowth: You idiot their supposed to be like dat, otherwise we'll get our hands burnt on our way down!

James: Alright alright sheesh...! WHoops!

Jessie: What's wrong?

James: I-I dropped the rope.

Jessie & Meowth: YOU DID WHAT?!

(Camera switches to Ash and the others in the plains)

Yanagi: So that's a Pidgey huh? OK here goes. (Throws her pokeball, Pidgey is caught, then escapes) What was that?

Ash: Uh, you're supposed to injure it first

Pokedex: In order to catch a pokemon, it must first be weakened by the trainer's pokemon.

Yanagi: Injure it? Isn't that bad?

Ash: They way you hurt it, yes, but the point is, no.

Recca: That's what I do when I fight, beat 'em up, then "catch" 'em.

Yanagi: Sounds too harsh.

Ash: It's the only way, but there may be way you might reason with it.

(Camera switches to TR quarreling)

Jessie: You know what? You're stupid! STUPID! And forget, you're stupid!

Meowth: Stupid.

James: W-well we can just climb down, like the way we climbed up.

Jessie: Shut up dumba-hey that's not a bad idea.

Meowth: Climb down? I'm no good at that.

(The tree branch they're standing on is making a sound)

James: What's that sound?

Yanagi: You're a cute widdow birdie, you wanna came with me, I promise to take care of you everyday?

Pidgey: Kurukoo!

(Suddenly they hear a sound near them, TR falls down making a loud crash nd the Pidgey flies away :( )

Yanagi: Hey come back! Oh, no.

Ash: Hey! Who did that noise?!

Jessie (hitting James): That's why you're stupid! You think of good ideas at the wrong time!

Recca: Who are you guys?!

Jessie: You dumba-what?

Ash: Not you guys again!

Jessie: Now Meowth!

Meowth: Hehe, gotcha.

(Hole appears under them and they all fall)

Ash: Ouch, oh no.

Yanagi: R'ca?

Recca: Huh? Where's...?

Yanagi: Cud yu git y'r b't uffa my f's?

Recca (looks down): OH MY GOD!

Jessie: Looks like you fell into our trap, again.

James: Yeah, Now give us Pikachu!

Meowth: And the Rhyhorn too!

Yanagi (panting): Now who are you guys, whaddya want from us?

Jessie: To answer your first question...

Ash: Darn it, she doesn't know who they are and I hafta isten to their stupid motto again.

(music plays)
 

To protect the world from devastation
To unite all people within our nation
To denounce the evil of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above
Jessie! James!
Team rocket blast off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth: That's right! (whoops, text typo)
Yanagi: Team Rockhead? What is that?!

James: Team Rocket! How could such a beautiful girl like you mispronounce our team name like that?!

Jessie: Shut up, and to answer your 2nd question, we want your pokemon, you know, the one you caught.

Yanagi: B-but...I caught it first!

Meowth: Do as we say...or else!

Recca: Or else?

James: Or else you will hafta breathe on this! (Sebds out Weezing)

Wee-hee-ing!

Ash: Oh no, gotta think of something............A-ha! Hey guys isn't that Officer Jenny?! Ooh, I think she's putting a ticket on your blimp-thingy!

TR: Huh?!

Ash: Recca, do your stuff!

Recca: Nadare, I choose you

Ash: Hehe good one.

Meowth: What are you guys lookin' at? We didn't bring our balloon remember?

Jessie: Oh, that's right.

James: What fools do theytake us for?

TR: Haha very fun-(Nadare fires at them)-ny.

Ash: Now's our chance to climb out.

(they all climb out)

Yanagi: Serve's you right, being evil does not pay!

Jessie: Shut up, woman, give us your Rhyhorn right now.

(Yanagi does that scared look on her face)

Ash: You leave her alone, this is her first day of being a trainer.

James: Oh, and who is she? Your "Girlfriend"?

(Yanagi blushes and turns her back again, and TR start laughing)

Ash: That's IT! I'm totally pissed off!

Recca: And for the last time! SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!!

(Yanagi's embarrased face turns into an angry one)

Yanagi: That's enough! I've been embarrased enough for one day (starts crying), and-and I won't take it anymore! snif.

Jessie: James, you broke her feelings, I think we're in for it now.

James: And I thought I was supposed to be the first one to panic.

Jessie: Oops, I misread the script.

Recca: Princess...they're not gonna get away with this! Ok, team rocket! I got a microwaved knuckle sandwich for ya!

Yanagi (pushes Recca back): No, it's my turn to fight for myself, just leave this all to me. (wipes her tears off with her arm) Ash, you'll help.

Ash: ??

Jessie: If it's a fight you want...

James: It's a fight you'll get!

Jessie: Go! Arbok!

James: Weezing! Poison Gas!

Ash: Pikachu! Thunderbolt!

Yanagi: Rhyhorn! I choose you!

(Battle music plays, Weezing's Poison gas blinds Yanagi's Rhyhorn but it shakes it off and starts Horn Attacking it, Arbok evades the bolt and Skull Bashes Pikachu)

pikachu: Chaa!

Ash: Pikachu! Get up! Just another bolt will beat it!

Pikachu: Chuuuuu...:(

Yanagi: Hmm, it's horn attack is not working. (looks at pokedex)

Ash: Cyndaqui1 Go!

Yanagi: Rhyhorn, Leer attack!
(Weezing gets Leered and falls on the floor)

Recca: Wow, she's amazing.

(Rhyhorn starts stomping weezing)

Meowth: Meowth! Now's my chance! Fury Swipes!

(Meowth attacks Rhyhorn, and the attack was critical)

Yanagi: Oh,no! You cheated! Oh, Rhyhorn are you okay?

Ash: Time for a substitution! Cyndaquil return! Chikorita, Totodile it's your turn!

Chikorita: Chikorita!

Totodile: Totodile!

(Both get knocked out with Weezing's Toxic, Yanagi puts hands on Rhyhorns head)

Yanagi: Just close your eyes, you'll be okay.

Ash: Darn! My Noctowl is weak from last episode, I don't have Heracross either, and Snorlax is full. What now?

Jessie: Wow, the old-fashioned-pokemon-battling-weakening sure orked well this year.

James: We'll take Pikachu if you don't mind.

Ash: I do! Hey!

Yanagi: Not so fast!

TR: huh?

Yanagi: Rhyhorn...THUNDERBOLT ATTACK!

Meowth: Ha! That's stupid! No rock pokemon could do dat! You must be stupid as you are pretty!

Yanagi: B-but it says...right...here (sob)

Recca: RRRR!!! That's it! I've had it up ta...

Rhyhorm (Thunderbolts TR): RRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Team Rocket's blasting off again! (Ding)

Yanagi: snif...Rhyhorn? Was that you?

(Rhyhorn walks to Yanagi, nuzzles her leg and faints again)

Yanagi: Rhyhorn...thank you (returns Rhyhorn)

Recca: Wow, you sure are a fast learner.

Ash: That's why I like you...too.

(Yanagi smiles)

Narrator: And so, our heroes head back to the RFFHQ, with their new pokemon trainer, Yanagi Sakoshita, with a heart of a trainer like that, maybe she'll be the next pokemon master. As they head back, they all wonder whatever happened to Team Rocket, after such a tremendous shock like that.

(TR is shown in the moon, aliens are watching them)

Jessie: I don't think we're on earth anymore, Meowth. (Screen shrinks to the upper left corner and on the bottom right are the 2 word you hate to see on your favorite show)
 

THE END