1. Use him as a punching bag, to vent your
frustrations on the ending of Flame of Recca.
2. use him as a model for philosophy class
("Ladies and gentlemen, we have here an exmaple of what pure evil looks
like. Very ugly with strange beady eyes.")
3. Nothing why would you want a dead Mori
Kouran anywhere near you? You can't bury him...he'd kill the plants...or
fishes.
4. The Philippines can use him as a weapon
for war? (Have him scare all the world leaders to death mwahahhahahahahaha!)
5. Set him up as a blind date for your worst
enemy (preferably female)
6. (for girls) If your parents object to
your boyfriend, take THIS guy with you, that'll make em prefer your boyfriend.
7. use him to scare off annoying people (i.e.
door to door salesmen)
8. Bring him for show and tell!
9. autopsy the guy. See why his eyes are
in that creepy way. Was it a genetic thing? Were those eye thingies...argh
I hate anatomy. (note the genetic thing will not be seen on the autopsy)
H'mmm... if he's alive, he's good for
1) Alien abduction (but do we really want
to give our planet that kind of a reputation?)
2) Can challenge the best optometrists to
cure his lazy-eye.
3) Cosmetic testing (instead of rabbits,
monkeys, iguanas, etc...)
4) Medical testing
5) A challenge for plastic surgeons
6) A fun way to creep out a psychologist
7) Has target practice been mentioned yet?
8) He'd make an extremely effective scarecrow
9) Give Stephen King new novel ideas
10) Feed him to the fire ants if you want
a good pesticide...
11) Use him to inspire a made-for-tv movie
12) Throw him on the Jerry Springer show
13) Use him to deter people from joining
the Underworld.
14) He'd be a great spokesman to promote
optic surgery.
15) A good reason not to promote cloning.