FUJIMARU GETS A THEME SONG!
by Nefer da fox demon
Legal crap: the anime shown in this fic is the property of their own respected owners I do not own any claim on it and neither am I doing this for profit. Besides when did fanfic writers ever get paid for doing anything?*contains strong language *
 
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Fujimaru  please shut up?
I repeat, will the real Fujimaru please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like ya never seen a pervert before
Jaws all on the floor like Fuuko and Domon just burst in the door
And started punching him worse then before
They first would shout and then she would kick his ass
It's the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he just didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Kage Houshi said...
Nothing you idiots! Kage Houshi’s dead, she's locked in my toilet!
The sickos love Fujimaru
"Fujimaru, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around ripping off you know what
Nose bleeding over you know who, yeah, but he's so disgusting though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws loose
But the worse is what's going on in Saicho’s bedroom
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
 
"Fujimaru  is on your lips Fujimaru is on your lips"
 And if I'm lucky, you might just slap him
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know who a moron is
Of course they gonna know what who wrote this crappy song is
By the time they hit 4th
They got cosmopolitan warnings don't they?
"We ain't nothing but animated wannabes"
Well, some of us Koganei loving, puzzle kissing dolts
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hunt dead animals
Then there's no reason that Kurei and Raiha can’t elope ewww
But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote
Neon finally wear some pantihose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Fujimaru, yes I'm the real Fuji
All you other Fujimaru’s are just imitating
So won't the Fujimaru please shut up?
Please shut up, please shut up
Cuz I'm Fujimaru, yes I'm the real Fujimaru
All you other Fujimaru are just imitating
So won't the real Fujimaru please shut up?
Please shut up, please shut up
Recca don’t gotta act like a freak to sell his posters
Well I do so "fuck him and fuck you too”
You think I give a damn about the anime
Half of you Fuuko fans can't even stomach me let alone stand me
"But Fujimaru, what if you slipped on a banana peel and fell into a pool of concrete head first, wouldn't it be
weird?"
Why? So you guys could just cry
So you can make fun of Dmon
Fuck off Yanagi better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Recca and Mikagami who’s head just burst
And hear them argue over who she healed first
You little na na na na boo boo, blasted me off
"Yeah, he's ugly, and a hentai, hee-hee"
I should download her music and show the whole world
how you made Koganei sick
I'm sick of you little Mikagami wannabes
All you do is be cynical so I have been sent here to destroy your braincells
And there's a million of us just like Fujimaru
Who drool like me; who just don't respect women like me
Pretending to be doing  it like me; walk, talk and act like me
 And just might be the next worse thing but not quite me!
I'm Fujimaru, yes I'm the real Fujimaru
All you other Fujimaru are just imitating
So won't the real Fujimaru please shut up?
Please shut up, please shut up
Cuz I'm Fujimaru yes I'm the real Fujimaru
All you other Fujimaru are just imitating
So won't the real Fujimaru please shut up?
Please shut up, please shut up
I'm like a head shut to listen to cuz I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your FOR mailing list
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be straight or truthful at all
I just get on an arena and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just mess up better than 90 percent of you losers out there
Then you wonder how can kids click on my webpages like they click on timebombs
It's funny cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home dress as blind guy and knocks stuff over just to get a female to hold me
Pinching nurses panties only in my dreams
Said I'm cry but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Mikagami wannabes lurking
He could be working at Burger King not taking orders
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming "gawd Fujimaru.fuck off"
With his windows down and the system up
So, will the real Fujimaru please shut up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be Mikagami wannabes
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Fujimaru ,yes I'm the real Fujimaru
All you other Fujimaru are just imitating
So won't the real Fujimaru please shut up?
Please shut up, please shut up
Cuz I'm Fujimaru, yes I'm the real Fujimaru
All you other Fujimaru are just imitating
So won't the real Fujimaru please shut up?
Please shut up, please shut up
I'm, Fujimaru yes I'm the real Fujimaru
All you other Fujimaru are just imitating
So won't the real Fujimaru please shut up?
Please shut up, please shut up
Cuz I'm Fujimaru, yes I'm the real Fujimaru
All you other  Fujimaru are just imitating
So won't the real Fujimaru please shut up?
Please shut up, please shut up
Ha ha
Guess there's a Fujimaru  in all of us (shudder)
fuck it, let's all shut up
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heh….yes I am done now! runs away
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