FUJIMARU
GETS A THEME SONG!
by
Nefer da fox demon
Legal
crap: the anime shown in this fic is the property of their own respected
owners I do not own any claim on it and neither am I doing this for profit.
Besides when did fanfic writers ever get paid for doing anything?*contains
strong language *
May
I have your attention please?
May
I have your attention please?
Will
the real Fujimaru please shut up?
I
repeat, will the real Fujimaru please shut up?
We're
gonna have a problem here
Y'all
act like ya never seen a pervert before
Jaws
all on the floor like Fuuko and Domon just burst in the door
And
started punching him worse then before
They
first would shout and then she would kick his ass
It's
the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he just didn't say
what I think he did, did he?"
And
Kage Houshi said...
Nothing
you idiots! Kage Houshi’s dead, she's locked in my toilet!
The
sickos love Fujimaru
"Fujimaru,
I'm sick of him
Look
at him, walking around ripping off you know what
Nose
bleeding over you know who, yeah, but he's so disgusting though"
Yeah,
I probably got a couple of screws loose
But
the worse is what's going on in Saicho’s bedroom
Sometimes,
I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
"Fujimaru
is on your lips Fujimaru is on your lips"
And
if I'm lucky, you might just slap him
And
that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And
expect them not to know who a moron is
Of
course they gonna know what who wrote this crappy song is
By
the time they hit 4th
They
got cosmopolitan warnings don't they?
"We
ain't nothing but animated wannabes"
Well,
some of us Koganei loving, puzzle kissing dolts
Who
cut other people open like cantaloupes
But
if we can hunt dead animals
Then
there's no reason that Kurei and Raiha can’t elope ewww
But
if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote
Neon
finally wear some pantihose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm
Fujimaru, yes I'm the real Fuji
All
you other Fujimaru’s are just imitating
So
won't the Fujimaru please shut up?
Please
shut up, please shut up
Cuz
I'm Fujimaru, yes I'm the real Fujimaru
All
you other Fujimaru are just imitating
So
won't the real Fujimaru please shut up?
Please
shut up, please shut up
Recca
don’t gotta act like a freak to sell his posters
Well
I do so "fuck him and fuck you too”
You
think I give a damn about the anime
Half
of you Fuuko fans can't even stomach me let alone stand me
"But
Fujimaru, what if you slipped on a banana peel and fell into a pool of
concrete head first, wouldn't it be
weird?"
Why?
So you guys could just cry
So
you can make fun of Dmon
Fuck
off Yanagi better switch me chairs
So
I can sit next to Recca and Mikagami who’s head just burst
And
hear them argue over who she healed first
You
little na na na na boo boo, blasted me off
"Yeah,
he's ugly, and a hentai, hee-hee"
I
should download her music and show the whole world
how
you made Koganei sick
I'm
sick of you little Mikagami wannabes
All
you do is be cynical so I have been sent here to destroy your braincells
And
there's a million of us just like Fujimaru
Who
drool like me; who just don't respect women like me
Pretending
to be doing it like me; walk, talk and act like me
And
just might be the next worse thing but not quite me!
I'm
Fujimaru, yes I'm the real Fujimaru
All
you other Fujimaru are just imitating
So
won't the real Fujimaru please shut up?
Please
shut up, please shut up
Cuz
I'm Fujimaru yes I'm the real Fujimaru
All
you other Fujimaru are just imitating
So
won't the real Fujimaru please shut up?
Please
shut up, please shut up
I'm
like a head shut to listen to cuz I'm only giving you
Things
you joke about with your friends inside your FOR mailing list
The
only difference is I got the balls to say it
In
front of y'all and I don't gotta be straight or truthful at all
I
just get on an arena and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I
just mess up better than 90 percent of you losers out there
Then
you wonder how can kids click on my webpages like they click on timebombs
It's
funny cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll
be the only person in the nursing home dress as blind guy and knocks stuff
over just to get a female to hold me
Pinching
nurses panties only in my dreams
Said
I'm cry but this whole bag of viagra isn't working
And
every single person is a Mikagami wannabes lurking
He
could be working at Burger King not taking orders
Or
in the parking lot, circling, screaming "gawd Fujimaru.fuck off"
With
his windows down and the system up
So,
will the real Fujimaru please shut up?
And
put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be Mikagami wannabes
And
one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm
Fujimaru ,yes I'm the real Fujimaru
All
you other Fujimaru are just imitating
So
won't the real Fujimaru please shut up?
Please
shut up, please shut up
Cuz
I'm Fujimaru, yes I'm the real Fujimaru
All
you other Fujimaru are just imitating
So
won't the real Fujimaru please shut up?
Please
shut up, please shut up
I'm,
Fujimaru yes I'm the real Fujimaru
All
you other Fujimaru are just imitating
So
won't the real Fujimaru please shut up?
Please
shut up, please shut up
Cuz
I'm Fujimaru, yes I'm the real Fujimaru
All
you other Fujimaru are just imitating
So
won't the real Fujimaru please shut up?
Please
shut up, please shut up
Ha
ha
Guess
there's a Fujimaru in all of us (shudder)
fuck
it, let's all shut up
~~~~~~
heh….yes
I am done now! runs away
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